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youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

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July 29th, 2014 // 73,646 notes
seanoday:

Real Friends - 3/9/14 ©
jo-cose:

vibrantanxiety:

hadaes:

sadboyscrew:

SIT ON MY FUCKING FACE

i agree


^ please 😍

Keep on dreaming till your dreams come true~ 😒
sleeepyxeyes:

ayedtr:

Ben Barlow of Neck Deep everyone

What a babe
bradmajors:

gonna-change-the-world:

We are her

why would you screenshot a post instead of reblogging the original?

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t ask you about your childhood and why you are the way that you are

don’t date anyone who won’t work to understand and accept those things

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July 29th, 2014 // 80,111 notes
spectaculacularmoose:

sezekielfangirlthatattackstitans:

spectaculacularmoose:

I SHOWED THIS PICTURE TP MY BEST FRIEND AND SHE SNATCHES MY PHONE AND GOES “IS HE IN BOOTY SHORTS” AND IM LAUGFHIN SO HARD NOW AT THAT REFLECTION ON THE TABLE OMG

I wish he WAS in booty shorts.

Who doesn’t, friend